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101 Funny Money Broke Quotes
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1.
Wallet whispered in my ear, āYou are totally broke dearā
2.
Nobody can stole my money because I donāt have any
3.
Iām broke, donāt have money for coke
4.
Iām penniless with a lot of mess
5.
After having food and smoke, Iām broke
6.
Without money there is no sweetness in honey
7.
My wallet has lost its weight
8.
Finally, Iāve realized that outside food; Wallet will not be good
9.
No money in my wallet to eat even a chocolate
10.
Bank balance is low after spending in a row!
11.
Full stop for outside food because wallet is not good
12.
My purse has lost its belly fat, can you give some money to it to eat
13.
Thinking how to make my wallet fat without going out of my flat
14.
Iām broke, is not a joke!
15.
My wallet has a flat tummy; Itās not funny!
16.
Iām running out of money, Can you pay my bills honey?
17.
No money in my wallet; So, these days I donāt go to market
18.
Ouch!! My money pouch!
19.
No swag because there is no money in my bag
20.
Dear money, where are you? Without you Iām feeling blue!
21.
Iām a money broke person without any tension
22.
Money is my fantasy; Can anyone turn it into reality?
23.
Classy jacket but empty pocket š
24.
Wallet is empty, canāt pay for tea
25.
If anybody wants to do charity, let me tell you that my wallet is empty
26.
There is no money in my tote, So Iām remote
27.
If anyone finds my wallet please fill some money in that
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28.
Iām a money broke man with a million dollar plan
29.
Iām a money broke man sitting on the beach for tan
30.
Money broke man, Showing off empty coke can
31.
Money broke couple but romance is ample
32.
After chilling itās time to think about what I do with my billing
33.
Looking for a gig to fill my wallet which is empty and big
34.
Without money my pouch is shouting, āOuch, ouchā!
35.
My billfold does not have money but have only the due bills
36.
Iām a money broke handsome calculating loan sum
37.
For a foodie, money broke moment occurs at the restaurant
38.
My empty wallet says, āThese are rainy daysā
39.
Wallet strokes; Iām money broke
40.
Wallets are many but donāt have a single penny
41.
Without cash wallet is a trash
42.
Without a money bag no swag
43.
Without lolly I canāt be jolley
44.
Without cash wallet looks like ash
45.
Iāve gained weight but my wallet has lost its weight
46.
Money is my fantasy, empty wallet is my reality
47.
Iām not proposing! Without money sitting sadly on a knee
48.
Money is like a drink, when you have to you have a kink when you does not have it you sink
49.
Tee in the mall whispered in my ear, āYou are broke, you canāt buy me dearā
50.
Life without money feels like sandals without heels
51.
āAlexa, how to save money from an empty wallet with a lot of debt?ā
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52.
Iāve become money broke person after marriage because I spent on honeymoon cottage
53.
When I donāt have money to pay the house rent, I live in a tent but people think Iām an adventurous itinerant š
54.
When there is no money in the pocket, Sunday feels like Monday
55.
āMoneyā is only in the dictionary so waiting for my salary
56.
Thinking how to go to market with empty wallet
57.
When I donāt have money I become a king of window shopping
58.
Bank balance is zero, but still Iām a hero
59.
Bank is blank
60.
Zero bank balance, hero is busy in the romance
61.
No bank balance, no romance; Can anyone give me a chance?
62.
Bank balance is low but still I glow
63.
Sad dance because zero bank balance
64.
When money lacks, even rainbow seems black
65.
Lakh > Lack
66.
My bank balance defines my mindās balance
67.
No money in the bank; My mind is blank
68.
Life has stuck without bucks
69.
Hole in the pocket made my wallet vacant
70.
No penny, no Feni
71.
With an empty wallet I can only travel to the toilet!
72.
Empty wallet does not shine; So, Iām not fine
73.
Iām turning twenty but my money bag is still empty
74.
When I avoid any party itās a sign that my wallet is empty
75.
0% Bank balance but 100% confidence
76.
Penniless, life is a mess
77.
Money say, āYour wallet is not my wayā
78.
My money is zero, but still I feel like a hero
79.
Lost my swag because no money in my bag
80.
I donāt carry my card, with zero bank balance I feel awkward
81.
My purse is an ash without cash
82.
Purse is new but coins are few
83.
No cent for entertainment
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84.
Life in a tent, without a cent
85.
Life is a stunt when there are only a few cents
86.
My money bag is big but there is no money inside even if I dig!
87.
My purse is so beautiful but I donāt know when it will be money(full)
88.
My wallet is looking like an empty ground, not even coins are making a sound
89.
Iām broke but still doing cheers with my peers
90.
If on Sundays I sleep on the couch, that means no money in my pouch!
91.
All my pockets whisper, āYour money is over!ā
92.
There is no money of mine; Wallet is not fine
93.
Without a single cent money bag is vacant
94.
Money is falling apart from my walletās every part
95.
Money outflow; Bank balance is low
96.
With empty wallet I donāt have money plans, Iāve only money plants
97.
Money is not in my pocket but I flaunt my swag with my jacket
98.
In my wallet, money is rare so I canāt share
99.
Ouch!!! No money in my pouch!
100.
When life looks boring without money, I borrow some from my honey
101.
My spending becomes violent; Money bag becomes silent
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