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101 Funny Money Broke Quotes
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Wallet whispered in my ear, “You are totally broke dear”
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Nobody can stole my money because I don’t have any
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I’m broke, don’t have money for coke
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I’m penniless with a lot of mess
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After having food and smoke, I’m broke
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Without money there is no sweetness in honey
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My wallet has lost its weight
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Finally, I’ve realized that outside food; Wallet will not be good
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No money in my wallet to eat even a chocolate
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Bank balance is low after spending in a row!
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Full stop for outside food because wallet is not good
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My purse has lost its belly fat, can you give some money to it to eat
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Thinking how to make my wallet fat without going out of my flat
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I’m broke, is not a joke!
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My wallet has a flat tummy; It’s not funny!
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I’m running out of money, Can you pay my bills honey?
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No money in my wallet; So, these days I don’t go to market
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Ouch!! My money pouch!
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No swag because there is no money in my bag
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Dear money, where are you? Without you I’m feeling blue!
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I’m a money broke person without any tension
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Money is my fantasy; Can anyone turn it into reality?
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Classy jacket but empty pocket 😀
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Wallet is empty, can’t pay for tea
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If anybody wants to do charity, let me tell you that my wallet is empty
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There is no money in my tote, So I’m remote
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If anyone finds my wallet please fill some money in that
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I’m a money broke man with a million dollar plan
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I’m a money broke man sitting on the beach for tan
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Money broke man, Showing off empty coke can
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Money broke couple but romance is ample
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After chilling it’s time to think about what I do with my billing
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Looking for a gig to fill my wallet which is empty and big
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Without money my pouch is shouting, “Ouch, ouch”!
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My billfold does not have money but have only the due bills
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I’m a money broke handsome calculating loan sum
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For a foodie, money broke moment occurs at the restaurant
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My empty wallet says, “These are rainy days”
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Wallet strokes; I’m money broke
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Wallets are many but don’t have a single penny
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Without cash wallet is a trash
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Without a money bag no swag
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Without lolly I can’t be jolley
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Without cash wallet looks like ash
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I’ve gained weight but my wallet has lost its weight
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Money is my fantasy, empty wallet is my reality
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I’m not proposing! Without money sitting sadly on a knee
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Money is like a drink, when you have to you have a kink when you does not have it you sink
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Tee in the mall whispered in my ear, “You are broke, you can’t buy me dear”
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Life without money feels like sandals without heels
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“Alexa, how to save money from an empty wallet with a lot of debt?”
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I’ve become money broke person after marriage because I spent on honeymoon cottage
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When I don’t have money to pay the house rent, I live in a tent but people think I’m an adventurous itinerant 😀
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When there is no money in the pocket, Sunday feels like Monday
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‘Money’ is only in the dictionary so waiting for my salary
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Thinking how to go to market with empty wallet
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When I don’t have money I become a king of window shopping
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Bank balance is zero, but still I’m a hero
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Bank is blank
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Zero bank balance, hero is busy in the romance
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No bank balance, no romance; Can anyone give me a chance?
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Bank balance is low but still I glow
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Sad dance because zero bank balance
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When money lacks, even rainbow seems black
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Lakh > Lack
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My bank balance defines my mind’s balance
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No money in the bank; My mind is blank
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Life has stuck without bucks
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Hole in the pocket made my wallet vacant
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No penny, no Feni
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With an empty wallet I can only travel to the toilet!
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Empty wallet does not shine; So, I’m not fine
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I’m turning twenty but my money bag is still empty
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When I avoid any party it’s a sign that my wallet is empty
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0% Bank balance but 100% confidence
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Penniless, life is a mess
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Money say, “Your wallet is not my way”
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My money is zero, but still I feel like a hero
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Lost my swag because no money in my bag
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I don’t carry my card, with zero bank balance I feel awkward
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My purse is an ash without cash
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Purse is new but coins are few
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No cent for entertainment
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Life in a tent, without a cent
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Life is a stunt when there are only a few cents
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My money bag is big but there is no money inside even if I dig!
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My purse is so beautiful but I don’t know when it will be money(full)
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My wallet is looking like an empty ground, not even coins are making a sound
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I’m broke but still doing cheers with my peers
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If on Sundays I sleep on the couch, that means no money in my pouch!
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All my pockets whisper, “Your money is over!”
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There is no money of mine; Wallet is not fine
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Without a single cent money bag is vacant
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Money is falling apart from my wallet’s every part
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Money outflow; Bank balance is low
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With empty wallet I don’t have money plans, I’ve only money plants
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Money is not in my pocket but I flaunt my swag with my jacket
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In my wallet, money is rare so I can’t share
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Ouch!!! No money in my pouch!
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When life looks boring without money, I borrow some from my honey
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My spending becomes violet; Money bag becomes silent
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