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101 Funny Money Broke Quotes
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Wallet whispered in my ear, “You are totally broke dear”
Nobody can stole my money because I don’t have any
I’m broke, don’t have money for coke
I’m penniless with a lot of mess
After having food and smoke, I’m broke
Without money there is no sweetness in honey
My wallet has lost its weight
Finally, I’ve realized that outside food; Wallet will not be good
No money in my wallet to eat even a chocolate
Bank balance is low after spending in a row!
Full stop for outside food because wallet is not good
My purse has lost its belly fat, can you give some money to it to eat
Thinking how to make my wallet fat without going out of my flat
I’m broke, is not a joke!
My wallet has a flat tummy; It’s not funny!
I’m running out of money, Can you pay my bills honey?
No money in my wallet; So, these days I don’t go to market
Ouch!! My money pouch!
No swag because there is no money in my bag
Dear money, where are you? Without you I’m feeling blue!
I’m a money broke person without any tension
Money is my fantasy; Can anyone turn it into reality?
Classy jacket but empty pocket 😀
Wallet is empty, can’t pay for tea
If anybody wants to do charity, let me tell you that my wallet is empty
There is no money in my tote, So I’m remote
If anyone finds my wallet please fill some money in that
Funny Quotes about Being Broke
I’m a money broke man with a million dollar plan
I’m a money broke man sitting on the beach for tan
Money broke man, Showing off empty coke can
Money broke couple but romance is ample
After chilling it’s time to think about what I do with my billing
Looking for a gig to fill my wallet which is empty and big
Without money my pouch is shouting, “Ouch, ouch”!
My billfold does not have money but have only the due bills
I’m a money broke handsome calculating loan sum
For a foodie, money broke moment occurs at the restaurant
My empty wallet says, “These are rainy days”
Wallet strokes; I’m money broke
Wallets are many but don’t have a single penny
Without cash wallet is a trash
Without a money bag no swag
Without lolly I can’t be jolley
Without cash wallet looks like ash
I’ve gained weight but my wallet has lost its weight
Money is my fantasy, empty wallet is my reality
I’m not proposing! Without money sitting sadly on a knee
Money is like a drink, when you have to you have a kink when you does not have it you sink
Tee in the mall whispered in my ear, “You are broke, you can’t buy me dear”
Life without money feels like sandals without heels
“Alexa, how to save money from an empty wallet with a lot of debt?”
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I’m Broke Funny Quotes
I’ve become money broke person after marriage because I spent on honeymoon cottage
When I don’t have money to pay the house rent, I live in a tent but people think I’m an adventurous itinerant 😀
When there is no money in the pocket, Sunday feels like Monday
‘Money’ is only in the dictionary so waiting for my salary
Thinking how to go to market with empty wallet
When I don’t have money I become a king of window shopping
Bank balance is zero, but still I’m a hero
Bank is blank
Zero bank balance, hero is busy in the romance
No bank balance, no romance; Can anyone give me a chance?
Bank balance is low but still I glow
Sad dance because zero bank balance
When money lacks, even rainbow seems black
Lakh > Lack
My bank balance defines my mind’s balance
No money in the bank; My mind is blank
Life has stuck without bucks
Hole in the pocket made my wallet vacant
No penny, no Feni
With an empty wallet I can only travel to the toilet!
Empty wallet does not shine; So, I’m not fine
I’m turning twenty but my money bag is still empty
When I avoid any party it’s a sign that my wallet is empty
0% Bank balance but 100% confidence
Penniless, life is a mess
Money say, “Your wallet is not my way”
My money is zero, but still I feel like a hero
Lost my swag because no money in my bag
I don’t carry my card, with zero bank balance I feel awkward
My purse is an ash without cash
Purse is new but coins are few
No cent for entertainment
Funny I’m Broke One-Liners
Life in a tent, without a cent
Life is a stunt when there are only a few cents
My money bag is big but there is no money inside even if I dig!
My purse is so beautiful but I don’t know when it will be money(full)
My wallet is looking like an empty ground, not even coins are making a sound
I’m broke but still doing cheers with my peers
If on Sundays I sleep on the couch, that means no money in my pouch!
All my pockets whisper, “Your money is over!”
There is no money of mine; Wallet is not fine
Without a single cent money bag is vacant
Money is falling apart from my wallet’s every part
Money outflow; Bank balance is low
With empty wallet I don’t have money plans, I’ve only money plants
Money is not in my pocket but I flaunt my swag with my jacket
In my wallet, money is rare so I can’t share
Ouch!!! No money in my pouch!
When life looks boring without money, I borrow some from my honey
My spending becomes violent; Money bag becomes silent
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