Comical Money Broke Quotes that Spark Fun and laughter!

Ankita Kamat

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101 Funny Money Broke Quotes

Let’s consume humorous money broke one-liners-

1.

Wallet whispered in my ear, “You are totally broke dear”

2.

Nobody can stole my money because I don’t have any

3.

I’m broke, don’t have money for coke

4.

I’m penniless with a lot of mess

5.

After having food and smoke, I’m broke

6.

Without money there is no sweetness in honey

7.

My wallet has lost its weight

8.

Finally, I’ve realized that outside food; Wallet will not be good

9.

No money in my wallet to eat even a chocolate

10.

Bank balance is low after spending in a row!

11.

Full stop for outside food because wallet is not good

12.

My purse has lost its belly fat, can you give some money to it to eat

13.

Thinking how to make my wallet fat without going out of my flat

14.

I’m broke, is not a joke!

15.

My wallet has a flat tummy; It’s not funny!

16.

I’m running out of money, Can you pay my bills honey?

17.

No money in my wallet; So, these days I don’t go to market

18.

Ouch!! My money pouch!

19.

No swag because there is no money in my bag

20.

Dear money, where are you? Without you I’m feeling blue!

21.

I’m a money broke person without any tension

22.

Money is my fantasy; Can anyone turn it into reality?

23.

Classy jacket but empty pocket 😀

24.

Wallet is empty, can’t pay for tea

25.

If anybody wants to do charity, let me tell you that my wallet is empty

26.

There is no money in my tote, So I’m remote

27.

If anyone finds my wallet please fill some money in that

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28.

I’m a money broke man with a million dollar plan

29.

I’m a money broke man sitting on the beach for tan

30.

Money broke man, Showing off empty coke can

31.

Money broke couple but romance is ample

32.

After chilling it’s time to think about what I do with my billing

33.

Looking for a gig to fill my wallet which is empty and big

34.

Without money my pouch is shouting, “Ouch, ouch”!

35.

My billfold does not have money but have only the due bills

36.

I’m a money broke handsome calculating loan sum

37.

For a foodie, money broke moment occurs at the restaurant

38.

My empty wallet says, “These are rainy days”

39.

Wallet strokes; I’m money broke

40.

Wallets are many but don’t have a single penny

41.

Without cash wallet is a trash

42.

Without a money bag no swag

43.

Without lolly I can’t be jolley

44.

Without cash wallet looks like ash

45.

I’ve gained weight but my wallet has lost its weight

46.

Money is my fantasy, empty wallet is my reality

47.

I’m not proposing! Without money sitting sadly on a knee

48.

Money is like a drink, when you have to you have a kink when you does not have it you sink

49.

Tee in the mall whispered in my ear, “You are broke, you can’t buy me dear”

50.

Life without money feels like sandals without heels

51.

“Alexa, how to save money from an empty wallet with a lot of debt?”

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52.

I’ve become money broke person after marriage because I spent on honeymoon cottage

53.

When I don’t have money to pay the house rent, I live in a tent but people think I’m an adventurous itinerant 😀

54.

When there is no money in the pocket, Sunday feels like Monday

55.

‘Money’ is only in the dictionary so waiting for my salary

56.

Thinking how to go to market with empty wallet

57.

When I don’t have money I become a king of window shopping

58.

Bank balance is zero, but still I’m a hero

59.

Bank is blank

60.

Zero bank balance, hero is busy in the romance

61.

No bank balance, no romance; Can anyone give me a chance?

62.

Bank balance is low but still I glow

63.

Sad dance because zero bank balance

64.

When money lacks, even rainbow seems black

65.

Lakh > Lack

66.

My bank balance defines my mind’s balance

67.

No money in the bank; My mind is blank

68.

Life has stuck without bucks

69.

Hole in the pocket made my wallet vacant

70.

No penny, no Feni

71.

With an empty wallet I can only travel to the toilet!

72.

Empty wallet does not shine; So, I’m not fine

73.

I’m turning twenty but my money bag is still empty

74.

When I avoid any party it’s a sign that my wallet is empty

75.

0% Bank balance but 100% confidence

76.

Penniless, life is a mess

77.

Money say, “Your wallet is not my way”

78.

My money is zero, but still I feel like a hero

79.

Lost my swag because no money in my bag

80.

I don’t carry my card, with zero bank balance I feel awkward

81.

My purse is an ash without cash

82.

Purse is new but coins are few

83.

No cent for entertainment

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84.

Life in a tent, without a cent

85.

Life is a stunt when there are only a few cents

86.

My money bag is big but there is no money inside even if I dig!

87.

My purse is so beautiful but I don’t know when it will be money(full)

88.

My wallet is looking like an empty ground, not even coins are making a sound

89.

I’m broke but still doing cheers with my peers

90.

If on Sundays I sleep on the couch, that means no money in my pouch!

91.

All my pockets whisper, “Your money is over!”

92.

There is no money of mine; Wallet is not fine

93.

Without a single cent money bag is vacant

94.

Money is falling apart from my wallet’s every part

95.

Money outflow; Bank balance is low

96.

With empty wallet I don’t have money plans, I’ve only money plants

97.

Money is not in my pocket but I flaunt my swag with my jacket

98.

In my wallet, money is rare so I can’t share

99.

Ouch!!! No money in my pouch!

100.

When life looks boring without money, I borrow some from my honey

101.

My spending becomes violent; Money bag becomes silent

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Ankita Kamat

I'm Ankita Kamat, the creator of Frugal Beat, a blog dedicated to frugal living. Join me in exploring practical ways to save money, reduce waste and live a purposeful life. Let's embrace frugality as a lifestyle together.