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In my current blog, Iāve come up with the most hilarious new home captions.
101 Funny New House Captions for Instagram
Letās enjoy humorous new house captions-
1. After seeing a new house my spouse said, āBuy, Buyā; Now my bank balance says, āBye, Byeā
2. New house is here; after breaking the bank balance of years!
3. New house keys; Debts increase!
4. After buying a luxurious house, now Iām accountable to my spouse
5. After buying an expensive house, Iām realizing the importance of an economic spouse!
6. New house is here; Now EMI is my biggest fear
7. My new house is oversized and that made my bank balance zero-sized!
8. House is new; Bucks in my wallet are few
9. Bank balance is extremely low after buying a new bungalow
10. My in-laws gifted me āa spouseā; Now Iām gifting my spouse a new house
11. New home is here; How will I repay the loan, I fear!
12. On a new house Iāve spent a lot of money because; anything for my Honey š
13. New house made me look like a hero; But my bank balance became zero!
14. New house is kingsize; Bank balance is zero-size!
15. New house is welcoming me; My bank balance is hurting me!
16. My new house is expensive; Home loan is massive
17. New house makes me look rich; Shuuhhhhhā¦ Donāt tell anyone that my home loan is too much!
18. My new bungalow has got a glow by making my bank balance very low!
19. New house is eating my bank balance; Bank loan is not allowing me to dance
20. New Home day; But bank loan is shouting, āRe-pay!ā
21. New house is extra large; Home loan demands extra charge!
22. New house is a boon; But bankers are asking to repay the home loan soon!
23. My new house is looking great but not my bank balance.
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24. If at all God gives me a chance to reverse any one incident of my life, then I would like to reverse the purchase of my house that reduced my bank balance.
25. Iāve invested all my money to buy a big house but now Iāve asked money from my friend to buy moisturizer for this winter.
26. My pet is also angry with me after buying a big house for a high price as now I can not buy a chicken for my pet every day.
27. After buying my new house through a realtor now I know that why the realtors are very rich.
28. Now Iāve become more intelligent after buying a new house for a high price. Iāve learned from my mistake so Iām more intelligent at my new house.
29. Iām happy that I have a new house now but Iām sad because I donāt have a beautiful bank balance after paying for this house.
30. Iām having nightmares at my new house because my bank balance is almost zero after paying for my new home.
31. I want to play cricket with a realtor who sold me this house for a high price. Just waiting to hit the ball to break his leg while playing cricket.
32. Iām looking for someone who can say, āIām ready to buy your house by paying you more than what you had paid.ā
33. I told my partner to buy a new house and we could make love in our new house. But after buying a new house for a high price now we donāt have money to buy condoms.
34. I thought that this month I would watch Netflix at my new house but I donāt have money to pay my monthly Netflix bill after paying more for my new house.
35. Iām looking for someone who has done the same mistake as Iāve done by buying a new house by paying a high price. Come letās meet over coffee sometimes and cry together.
36. āLetās party at my new houseā, unfortunately, I canāt say this as Iāve paid my bottom dollar to purchase my new house.
37. I bought a luxurious house 6 months ago by paying high. Now my house looks so big but my wallet and I have become thin.
38. My house maintenance charge is more than the house purchase charge.
39. I purchased the best house two months ago. And now Iām bankrupt.
40. I can never forget my realtor who sold me the house more than the market price.
41. My house surely looks great because I paid too much to buy it. But now canāt look great anymore because I donāt have money to do a makeover of myself.
42. I miss my bank balance after paying hugely for my new house.
43. My bank balance has become thin after buying a house. But I have become fat by overeating is stress and thinking, āWhy Iāve bought this house?ā
44. I want to forget my realtor who sold me this house for a way more high price but whenever I see my house I remember my realtor.
45. Today Iām compromising on buying my favourite cookies on Sundays because I donāt have money to buy them after buying a house.
46. I did not have any answer when my pet kitty asked me, āMewww, why did you invest so much money to buy this new house?ā
47. My furry friends are telling me that I did a big mistake by buying a house for a high price.
48. I donāt want to open the window of my new house because my realtorās house is opposite of my house who sold this house for a high price to me.
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49. I thought I will enjoy my winter at my new house but Iām sweating due to stress as I paid more money to buy this house.
50. My furry friends are laughing at me and saying, āMy small house is better than your new house even though you paid too muchā.
51. My new home always welcomes me and reminds me that I was stupid to pay too much for it.
52. After buying a new house Iām realizing that itās so expensive now to create memories in a new home. There is a big hole in my pocket now.
53. Iāve my own home now but I donāt have my own money now because I spent everything to buy this expensive house.
54. After realizing that Iāve spent more money to buy my new house now Iām thinking about renting out my new house.
55. I bought a new house and my friends asked me for a party. Now how can I tell them that I donāt have money for partying after paying for a house.
56. Iām not homeless as I have my new house but now Iām cashless because I invested all my money in buying a house.
57. After buying a new house with the help of a realtor now Iām thinking to hire a magician to reverse the house buying incident from my life. I wasted my money on a new house.
58. I had taken too many loans to buy a new house, now after a month, Iāve decided to sell my house and repay my debt.
59. I smile when someone says, āYour house is so awesomeā. But I cry inside because I paid too much money to buy this house which I did not need.
60. I feel my furry friends are more intelligent than me when they say, āYou have wasted your money to buy this new houseā.
61. I told my husband to buy a new house. He bought a new expensive villa. I made a big mistake and my husband did a bigger mistake.
62. I bought an expensive new house. Now I donāt have a bank balance to buy chocolates.
63. I had tears of joy a month ago when I bought my new house. Now also Iāve tears but now Iām sad to know that my friend got the same type of house in this area at a very low price.
64. After spending too much money on a new house now I miss my Sunday parties, chocolates, and pizza because I canāt pay for them.
65. First I spent a lot of money to buy a new house and now Iām spending a lot of money on tissue papers because I cry by realizing my money mistake.
66. These days my friends are calling me again and again, is it their love? No, actually I took money from many friends to buy a new house now they want me to pay them back soon.
67. My realtor said that I would never get a better house than this. Now Iām crying after realizing that my bank balance has been transferred to my realtorās account for this unworthy house.
68. The one who is going to buy my house more than the price that I paid then probably that person is going to a bigger mistake than me.
69. My friend used to tell me that I waste my money a lot but I did not believe her until I bought a new house for a high price. Now I ask my friend to pay for pizza as I donāt have money.
70. I become crazy when I saw my dream house and I bought it. Now I become crazier after seeing my bank balance.
71. I thought I would do crazy things at my new house but after buying the house Iām left with no money to do crazy things.
72. My sweet apartment is tasting bitter when I saw my bank balance after buying this house.
73. From the first day in this house I stayed happy until I saw the bank balance after buying the house.
74. I bought a house in the heart of the city by thinking that itās good for me. But now when I see my bank balance my heartbeat changes its pattern in stress.
75. I had a dream to watch movies by arranging home theater at my dream house. Now I know that after buying a high-priced house I donāt have enough money for a home theater.
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76. Iāve opened the door of my new house happily at the same time I closed my bank account after paying too much for my house.
77. I was about to say, āParty at my new houseā. But I did not say it because after buying a costly house my bank balance is not allowing me to do party.
78. I have my new home now but I donāt have my bank balance now.
79. My new house is smarter than my bank balance as Iāve paid higher for this house.
80. They say, āHome is where you spend your whole lifeā. But after spending a lot of money to buy my house now I say, āA home is a place where I spent my whole savingsā.
81. Iāve more space in my new house Iāve less money in my bank account as I spent it on a new house.
82. I thought I would sleep happily at my new house but my bank balance is coming in between me and my sleep.
83. Now Iām feeling like doing two full-time jobs after buying a new house and spending more money.
84. Itās very difficult to see how a seller has grabbed all my bank balances after buying my dream house from him.
85. I used to believe all the realtors until my realtor sold me a house for a high price.
86. Iām looking for a God who can reverse some moments of my life. The first one is when I bought a new house for a higher price.
87. New house was my dream until I bought my new house. Now my dream is to get back my old house and also my old bank balance as it was before paying for my new house.
88. I donāt like my neighbors because they remind me of my big mistake and always say, āYou have bought this new house for a high priceā.
89. My new house laughs at me and says, āYou have emptied your pocket to buy meā.
90. I asked my 5-year-old daughter, āTell me 5 things that I need to improve in myselfā. My daughter said, āMamma, learn to manage your money. You have bought this new house for a high priceā.
91. I used to kiss my wallet when I was at my old house. Now after buying a new house I donāt feel like kissing my wallet because I donāt have money in it. I paid everything to my realtor.
92. In my new house when I sleep I get only one dream, that is the dream of losing money. Ufff I already lost my money in buying this new expensive house.
93. Today my neighbor again said, āYou have bought this house for a high priceā. I replied, āThis is the 29th time that you are saying this. Why donāt you record this line and send me over a Whats App. I can listen again and againā.
94. These days whenever I go out with friends and eat donuts I donāt say to my friends that we will split the bill because I have paid all my savings in buying a costly new house.
95. These days when I go to birthday parties, I donāt gift anything. I just go enjoy, have food and come back. I donāt have money to buy a gift after buying a new house a month ago.
96. Before buying a new house my life was king size in a single bedroom house. But now Iām living a small size life in a 3 bedroom house. I donāt have money to enjoy after paying for my new house.
97. I have bought a new house at the cost of my old bank balance.
98. When I was staying in my small house I used to miss my dream house. Now Iāve bought my new house but I miss my bank balance every day.
99. I canāt forget the day when I purchased my new house 2 months ago. On the same day, I paid a lot of money to my realtor. I miss my old bank balance.
100. I donāt remember when I smiled by looking at my bank balance last time. After buying a house I never smiled again at my bank balance.
101. Whenever I see my realtor I remember my old bank balance with more money.
I hope you enjoyed these funny new house captions for Instagram. And these captions are not only funny but have a strong message for those who want to buy new homes.
