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In my current blog, Iβve come up with the unique, creative and the funniest quotes about spending money that make you laugh.
101 Funny Spending Money Quotes
Fashion trends; I spend ; Money ends
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I donβt like spending money so I just ask for a lift in my journey
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After spending a lot of money on junk food my wallet is not feeling good
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Friends make me spend then my money ends
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My wallet is crying but Iβm busy in spending
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Spending on my pet is costlier than the internet
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No spending, Iβm a king of window shopping
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My wallet was fat; After spending it has become flat!
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My spending is never ending
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I spend like a hero then my bank balance becomes zero
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My wallet is peeping out from my pocket to stop me from overspending in the market!
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My spending is never ending but bills are pending
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Spending money gives me tension, Iβm a money broke person
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Spending is must or else my wallet will have rust
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Spending is easy; Saving is messy
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I know how to spend but donβt know what to do when money ends
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Spending money is my style; I do it with a smile
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Spending is my hobby because Iβve a rich hubby π
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Spending money with my honey
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Spending on food makes me feel good!
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I need a guy of my dream who can spend a lot with me on my ice-creams
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Iβm looking partner to share a food bill and to chill
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After spending money on French fries my wallet dries
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βMy wallet is emptyβ, it looks so awkward to say. So I say, βToday is my NO SPENDING DAYβ.
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Spending on bikes; My wallet strikes
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Spending too much on my bikeβs petrol; My wallet says, βLOL!β
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When I spend too much money on fries, my wallet cries
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My wallet is in stress because Iβm penniless
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Money in my bag is ready to spend with swag
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Spending on fashion is my passion!
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Coins always whisper in my wallet; Soon we will change the wallet
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I donβt spend too much money because I donβt have too much money!
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I donβt have money to spend, can anyone become my money friend?
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Shopping with my friend; Money is about to end
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I spend without thinking, thatβs why my wallet is shrinking
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I spend without thinking; Thatβs why Iβm a poor king π
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My wallet shocks when I spend too much bucks
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Spending too much makes me look cool; To think like this Iβm a big fool
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No spending on weekend because I donβt have any rich friend
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Looking for a rich friend to go shopping on the weekend!
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Spending is easy; Earning is Messy!
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Spending money on weekends is my never ending trend
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Weekend fun; Wallets burn
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βSpending money is my artβ, when I say this my wallet farts!
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My Life = Weekly Earning + Weekend Spending
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Wallet is burning its core as Iβm spending more
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I buy; My wallets cry
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My wallets is dry; After spending too much I cry
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When I spend like crazy my wallet becomes super busy!
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Trying to spend a little: Itβs my everyday battle
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My cards wisher in my ear, βYou have spent too much money dear!β
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Spending is my habit; I donβt know how to control it
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Spending gives me a kick; Then, my empty wallet gives me a special kick!
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Spending on a big house is my biggest mistake done with my spouse!
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Iβm on my way to spend money everyday
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Spending money with my son; Having super fun
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βSpending too much makes you look coolβ, this is a thought of a fool!
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My wallet is sad because Iβm spending like mad!
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Iβm shopping like mad because bills will be paid by my dad!
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My wallet is a King so I spend without thinking!
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My spending becomes violent; Wallet becomes silent
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Spending money on a bike is a sign of a salary hike π
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Spending feels WOW but post-spending makes bank balance low
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My spending is low because my earning is slow!
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Spending is a must; If not, my purse will blast!
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After spending on entertainment Iβm left with a single cent
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My spending is quick; My wallet becomes sick!
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I donβt spend my money, I spend money of my honey π
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My wallet is light; After overspending my budget is tight
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My wallet is stiff because Iβm spending on unwanted stuff
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My purse is not just black, after overspending it has also become blank!
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My money bag is empty after spending a cup of tea!
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My spending is touching the sky, my banker is feeling high!
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Funny Spending Money Captions
I canβt spend money this weekend because Iβve lost my rich friend!
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Spending on jewelry is mandatory after getting my salary π
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No cash in my hands after heavily spending on clothing brands
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Spending money is not easy because βearningβ keeps me busy
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My wallet is a star; For spending, I donβt have a bar π
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My stylish money bag, I spend with swag!
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My money bag is small so I donβt waste my money in the mall π
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Spending too much weakens my clutch!
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Spending mode has gone, saving mode is on
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My wallet is angry because I spend too much on junk food when Iβm hungry!
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My wallet was rich before spending too much
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I spend more when I feel bore
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Spending made my bank blank!
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Spending money on junk food is not a need but itβs my tastebudβs greed
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Spending money is my style, I do it with a smile
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I spend money rarely because I earn rarely!
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Spending on fancy outfits and then my wallet hits!
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Spending on fuel by selling my jewel
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Money is flowing, pockets are crying!
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Spending on unwanted bills, my wallet canβt chill!
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Swiping my card, bank balance is feeling hard!
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Spending on junk to feel the kink!
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Spending money with my friend, for surely my bank balance will end!
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When I spend; My wallet says, βItβs my end!β
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Spending money gives a high; Unfortunately my wallet sighs
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Todayβs mood: Spending too much on junk food!
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My wallet: βYouβre spending moreβ
Me: βIgnore, ignore, ignore!β
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Spending on luxury was my biggest mistake in history!
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