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Funny Spending Money Quotes

101 Funny Spending Money Quotes

Fashion trends; I spend ; Money ends

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I don’t like spending money so I just ask for a lift in my journey

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After spending a lot of money on junk food my wallet is not feeling good

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Friends make me spend then my money ends

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My wallet is crying but I’m busy in spending

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Spending on my pet is costlier than the internet

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No spending, I’m a king of window shopping

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My wallet was fat; After spending it has become flat!

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My spending is never ending

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I spend like a hero then my bank balance becomes zero

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My wallet is peeping out from my pocket to stop me from overspending in the market!

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My spending is never ending but bills are pending

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Spending money gives me tension, I’m a money broke person

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Spending is must or else my wallet will have rust

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Spending is easy; Saving is messy

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I know how to spend but don’t know what to do when money ends

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Spending money is my style; I do it with a smile

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Spending is my hobby because I’ve a rich hubby πŸ˜‰

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Spending money with my honey

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Spending on food makes me feel good!

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I need a guy of my dream who can spend a lot with me on my ice-creams

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I’m looking partner to share a food bill and to chill

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After spending money on French fries my wallet dries

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β€œMy wallet is empty”, it looks so awkward to say. So I say, β€œToday is my NO SPENDING DAY”.

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Spending on bikes; My wallet strikes

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Spending too much on my bike’s petrol; My wallet says, β€œLOL!”

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When I spend too much money on fries, my wallet cries

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My wallet is in stress because I’m penniless

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Money in my bag is ready to spend with swag

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Spending on fashion is my passion!

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Coins always whisper in my wallet; Soon we will change the wallet

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I don’t spend too much money because I don’t have too much money!

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I don’t have money to spend, can anyone become my money friend?

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Shopping with my friend; Money is about to end

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I spend without thinking, that’s why my wallet is shrinking

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I spend without thinking; That’s why I’m a poor king πŸ˜€

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My wallet shocks when I spend too much bucks

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Spending too much makes me look cool; To think like this I’m a big fool

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No spending on weekend because I don’t have any rich friend

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Looking for a rich friend to go shopping on the weekend!

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Spending is easy; Earning is Messy!

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Spending money on weekends is my never ending trend

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Weekend fun; Wallets burn

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β€œSpending money is my art”, when I say this my wallet farts!

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My Life = Weekly Earning + Weekend Spending

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Wallet is burning its core as I’m spending more

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I buy; My wallets cry

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My wallets is dry; After spending too much I cry

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When I spend like crazy my wallet becomes super busy!

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Trying to spend a little: It’s my everyday battle

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My cards wisher in my ear, β€œYou have spent too much money dear!”

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Spending is my habit; I don’t know how to control it

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Spending gives me a kick; Then, my empty wallet gives me a special kick!

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Spending on a big house is my biggest mistake done with my spouse!

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I’m on my way to spend money everyday

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Spending money with my son; Having super fun

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β€œSpending too much makes you look cool”, this is a thought of a fool!

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My wallet is sad because I’m spending like mad!

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I’m shopping like mad because bills will be paid by my dad!

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My wallet is a King so I spend without thinking!

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My spending becomes violent; Wallet becomes silent

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Spending money on a bike is a sign of a salary hike πŸ˜‰

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Spending feels WOW but post-spending makes bank balance low

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My spending is low because my earning is slow!

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Spending is a must; If not, my purse will blast!

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After spending on entertainment I’m left with a single cent

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My spending is quick; My wallet becomes sick!

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I don’t spend my money, I spend money of my honey πŸ˜€

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My wallet is light; After overspending my budget is tight

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My wallet is stiff because I’m spending on unwanted stuff

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My purse is not just black, after overspending it has also become blank!

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My money bag is empty after spending a cup of tea!

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My spending is touching the sky, my banker is feeling high!

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Funny Spending Money Captions

I can’t spend money this weekend because I’ve lost my rich friend!

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Spending on jewelry is mandatory after getting my salary πŸ˜‰

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No cash in my hands after heavily spending on clothing brands

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Spending money is not easy because β€˜earning’ keeps me busy

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My wallet is a star; For spending, I don’t have a bar πŸ˜‰

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My stylish money bag, I spend with swag!

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My money bag is small so I don’t waste my money in the mall πŸ˜€

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Spending too much weakens my clutch!

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Spending mode has gone, saving mode is on

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My wallet is angry because I spend too much on junk food when I’m hungry!

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My wallet was rich before spending too much

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I spend more when I feel bore

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Spending made my bank blank!

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Spending money on junk food is not a need but it’s my tastebud’s greed

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Spending money is my style, I do it with a smile

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I spend money rarely because I earn rarely!

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Spending on fancy outfits and then my wallet hits!

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Spending on fuel by selling my jewel

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Money is flowing, pockets are crying!

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Spending on unwanted bills, my wallet can’t chill!

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Swiping my card, bank balance is feeling hard!

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Spending on junk to feel the kink!

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Spending money with my friend, for surely my bank balance will end!

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When I spend; My wallet says, β€œIt’s my end!”

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Spending money gives a high; Unfortunately my wallet sighs

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Today’s mood: Spending too much on junk food!

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My wallet: β€œYou’re spending more”
Me: β€œIgnore, ignore, ignore!”

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Spending on luxury was my biggest mistake in history!

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