Hilarious Spending Money Quotes and Captions that Make You Laugh!

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In my current blog, I’ve come up with the unique, creative and the funniest quotes about spending money that make you laugh.

101 Funny Spending Money Quotes

Amusing money quotes are here-

1.

Fashion trends; I spend ; Money ends

2.

I don’t like spending money so I just ask for a lift in my journey

3.

After spending a lot of money on junk food my wallet is not feeling good

4.

Friends make me spend then my money ends

5.

My wallet is crying but I’m busy in spending

6.

Spending on my pet is costlier than the internet

7.

No spending, I’m a king of window shopping

8.

My wallet was fat; After spending it has become flat!

9.

My spending is never ending

10.

I spend like a hero then my bank balance becomes zero

11.

My wallet is peeping out from my pocket to stop me from overspending in the market!

12.

My spending is never ending but bills are pending

13.

Spending money gives me tension, I’m a money broke person

14.

Spending is must or else my wallet will have rust

15.

Spending is easy; Saving is messy

16.

I know how to spend but don’t know what to do when money ends

17.

Spending money is my style; I do it with a smile

18.

Spending is my hobby because I’ve a rich hubby 😉

19.

Spending money with my honey

20.

Spending on food makes me feel good!

21.

I need a guy of my dream who can spend a lot with me on my ice-creams

22.

I’m looking partner to share a food bill and to chill

23.

After spending money on French fries my wallet dries

24.

“My wallet is empty”, it looks so awkward to say. So I say, “Today is my NO SPENDING DAY”.

25.

Spending on bikes; My wallet strikes

26.

Spending too much on my bike’s petrol; My wallet says, “LOL!”

27.

When I spend too much money on fries, my wallet cries

28.

My wallet is in stress because I’m penniless

29.

Money in my bag is ready to spend with swag

30.

Spending on fashion is my passion!

31.

Coins always whisper in my wallet; Soon we will change the wallet

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32.

I don’t spend too much money because I don’t have too much money!

33.

I don’t have money to spend, can anyone become my money friend?

34.

Shopping with my friend; Money is about to end

35.

I spend without thinking, that’s why my wallet is shrinking

36.

I spend without thinking; That’s why I’m a poor king 😀

37.

My wallet shocks when I spend too much bucks

38.

Spending too much makes me look cool; To think like this I’m a big fool

39.

No spending on weekend because I don’t have any rich friend

40.

Looking for a rich friend to go shopping on the weekend!

41.

Spending is easy; Earning is Messy!

42.

Spending money on weekends is my never ending trend

43.

Weekend fun; Wallets burn

44.

“Spending money is my art”, when I say this my wallet farts!

45.

My Life = Weekly Earning + Weekend Spending

46.

Wallet is burning its core as I’m spending more

47.

I buy; My wallets cry

48.

My wallets is dry; After spending too much I cry

49.

When I spend like crazy my wallet becomes super busy!

50.

Trying to spend a little: It’s my everyday battle

51.

My cards wisher in my ear, “You have spent too much money dear!”

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52.

Spending is my habit; I don’t know how to control it

53.

Spending gives me a kick; Then, my empty wallet gives me a special kick!

54.

Spending on a big house is my biggest mistake done with my spouse!

55.

I’m on my way to spend money everyday

56.

Spending money with my son; Having super fun

57.

“Spending too much makes you look cool”, this is a thought of a fool!

58.

My wallet is sad because I’m spending like mad!

59.

I’m shopping like mad because bills will be paid by my dad!

60.

My wallet is a King so I spend without thinking!

61.

My spending becomes violent; Wallet becomes silent

62.

Spending money on a bike is a sign of a salary hike 😉

63.

Spending feels WOW but post-spending makes bank balance low

64.

My spending is low because my earning is slow!

65.

Spending is a must; If not, my purse will blast!

66.

After spending on entertainment I’m left with a single cent

67.

My spending is quick; My wallet becomes sick!

68.

I don’t spend my money, I spend money of my honey 😀

69.

My wallet is light; After overspending my budget is tight

70.

My wallet is stiff because I’m spending on unwanted stuff

71.

My purse is not just black, after overspending it has also become blank!

72.

My money bag is empty after spending a cup of tea!

73.

My spending is touching the sky, my banker is feeling high!

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74.

I can’t spend money this weekend because I’ve lost my rich friend!

75.

Spending on jewelry is mandatory after getting my salary 😉

76.

No cash in my hands after heavily spending on clothing brands

77.

Spending money is not easy because ‘earning’ keeps me busy

78.

My wallet is a star; For spending, I don’t have a bar 😉

79.

My stylish money bag, I spend with swag!

80.

My money bag is small so I don’t waste my money in the mall 😀

81.

Spending too much weakens my clutch!

82.

Spending mode has gone, saving mode is on

83.

My wallet is angry because I spend too much on junk food when I’m hungry!

84.

My wallet was rich before spending too much

85.

I spend more when I feel bore

86.

Spending made my bank blank!

87.

Spending money on junk food is not a need but it’s my tastebud’s greed

88.

Spending money is my style, I do it with a smile

89.

I spend money rarely because I earn rarely!

90.

Spending on fancy outfits and then my wallet hits!

91.

Spending on fuel by selling my jewel

92.

Money is flowing, pockets are crying!

93.

Spending on unwanted bills, my wallet can’t chill!

94.

Swiping my card, bank balance is feeling hard!

95.

Spending on junk to feel the kink!

96.

Spending money with my friend, for surely my bank balance will end!

97.

When I spend; My wallet says, “It’s my end!”

98.

Spending money gives a high; Unfortunately my wallet sighs

99.

Today’s mood: Spending too much on junk food!

100.

My wallet: “You’re spending more”
Me: “Ignore, ignore, ignore!”

101.

Spending on luxury was my biggest mistake in history!

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