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In my current blog, Iāve come up with the unique, creative and the funniest quotes about spending money that make you laugh.
101 Funny Spending Money Quotes
Amusing money quotes are here-
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Fashion trends; I spend ; Money ends
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I donāt like spending money so I just ask for a lift in my journey
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After spending a lot of money on junk food my wallet is not feeling good
4.
Friends make me spend then my money ends
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My wallet is crying but Iām busy in spending
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Spending on my pet is costlier than the internet
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No spending, Iām a king of window shopping
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My wallet was fat; After spending it has become flat!
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My spending is never ending
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I spend like a hero then my bank balance becomes zero
11.
My wallet is peeping out from my pocket to stop me from overspending in the market!
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My spending is never ending but bills are pending
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Spending money gives me tension, Iām a money broke person
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Spending is must or else my wallet will have rust
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Spending is easy; Saving is messy
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I know how to spend but donāt know what to do when money ends
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Spending money is my style; I do it with a smile
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Spending is my hobby because Iāve a rich hubby š
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Spending money with my honey
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Spending on food makes me feel good!
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I need a guy of my dream who can spend a lot with me on my ice-creams
22.
Iām looking partner to share a food bill and to chill
23.
After spending money on French fries my wallet dries
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āMy wallet is emptyā, it looks so awkward to say. So I say, āToday is my NO SPENDING DAYā.
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Spending on bikes; My wallet strikes
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Spending too much on my bikeās petrol; My wallet says, āLOL!ā
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When I spend too much money on fries, my wallet cries
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My wallet is in stress because Iām penniless
29.
Money in my bag is ready to spend with swag
30.
Spending on fashion is my passion!
31.
Coins always whisper in my wallet; Soon we will change the wallet
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I donāt spend too much money because I donāt have too much money!
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I donāt have money to spend, can anyone become my money friend?
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Shopping with my friend; Money is about to end
35.
I spend without thinking, thatās why my wallet is shrinking
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I spend without thinking; Thatās why Iām a poor king š
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My wallet shocks when I spend too much bucks
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Spending too much makes me look cool; To think like this Iām a big fool
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No spending on weekend because I donāt have any rich friend
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Looking for a rich friend to go shopping on the weekend!
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Spending is easy; Earning is Messy!
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Spending money on weekends is my never ending trend
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Weekend fun; Wallets burn
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āSpending money is my artā, when I say this my wallet farts!
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My Life = Weekly Earning + Weekend Spending
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Wallet is burning its core as Iām spending more
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I buy; My wallets cry
48.
My wallets is dry; After spending too much I cry
49.
When I spend like crazy my wallet becomes super busy!
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Trying to spend a little: Itās my everyday battle
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My cards wisher in my ear, āYou have spent too much money dear!ā
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Spending is my habit; I donāt know how to control it
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Spending gives me a kick; Then, my empty wallet gives me a special kick!
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Spending on a big house is my biggest mistake done with my spouse!
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Iām on my way to spend money everyday
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Spending money with my son; Having super fun
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āSpending too much makes you look coolā, this is a thought of a fool!
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My wallet is sad because Iām spending like mad!
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Iām shopping like mad because bills will be paid by my dad!
60.
My wallet is a King so I spend without thinking!
61.
My spending becomes violent; Wallet becomes silent
62.
Spending money on a bike is a sign of a salary hike š
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Spending feels WOW but post-spending makes bank balance low
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My spending is low because my earning is slow!
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Spending is a must; If not, my purse will blast!
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After spending on entertainment Iām left with a single cent
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My spending is quick; My wallet becomes sick!
68.
I donāt spend my money, I spend money of my honey š
69.
My wallet is light; After overspending my budget is tight
70.
My wallet is stiff because Iām spending on unwanted stuff
71.
My purse is not just black, after overspending it has also become blank!
72.
My money bag is empty after spending a cup of tea!
73.
My spending is touching the sky, my banker is feeling high!
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I canāt spend money this weekend because Iāve lost my rich friend!
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Spending on jewelry is mandatory after getting my salary š
76.
No cash in my hands after heavily spending on clothing brands
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Spending money is not easy because āearningā keeps me busy
78.
My wallet is a star; For spending, I donāt have a bar š
79.
My stylish money bag, I spend with swag!
80.
My money bag is small so I donāt waste my money in the mall š
81.
Spending too much weakens my clutch!
82.
Spending mode has gone, saving mode is on
83.
My wallet is angry because I spend too much on junk food when Iām hungry!
84.
My wallet was rich before spending too much
85.
I spend more when I feel bore
86.
Spending made my bank blank!
87.
Spending money on junk food is not a need but itās my tastebudās greed
88.
Spending money is my style, I do it with a smile
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I spend money rarely because I earn rarely!
90.
Spending on fancy outfits and then my wallet hits!
91.
Spending on fuel by selling my jewel
92.
Money is flowing, pockets are crying!
93.
Spending on unwanted bills, my wallet canāt chill!
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Swiping my card, bank balance is feeling hard!
95.
Spending on junk to feel the kink!
96.
Spending money with my friend, for surely my bank balance will end!
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When I spend; My wallet says, āItās my end!ā
98.
Spending money gives a high; Unfortunately my wallet sighs
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Todayās mood: Spending too much on junk food!
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My wallet: āYouāre spending moreā
Me: āIgnore, ignore, ignore!ā
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Spending on luxury was my biggest mistake in history!
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