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In my current blog, I’ve come up with the unique, creative and the funniest quotes about spending money that make you laugh.
101 Funny Spending Money Quotes
Amusing money quotes are here-
Fashion trends; I spend ; Money ends
I don’t like spending money so I just ask for a lift in my journey
After spending a lot of money on junk food my wallet is not feeling good
Friends make me spend then my money ends
My wallet is crying but I’m busy in spending
Spending on my pet is costlier than the internet
No spending, I’m a king of window shopping
My wallet was fat; After spending it has become flat!
My spending is never ending
I spend like a hero then my bank balance becomes zero
My wallet is peeping out from my pocket to stop me from overspending in the market!
My spending is never ending but bills are pending
Spending money gives me tension, I’m a money broke person
Spending is must or else my wallet will have rust
Spending is easy; Saving is messy
I know how to spend but don’t know what to do when money ends
Spending money is my style; I do it with a smile
Spending is my hobby because I’ve a rich hubby 😉
Spending money with my honey
Spending on food makes me feel good!
I need a guy of my dream who can spend a lot with me on my ice-creams
I’m looking partner to share a food bill and to chill
After spending money on French fries my wallet dries
“My wallet is empty”, it looks so awkward to say. So I say, “Today is my NO SPENDING DAY”.
Spending on bikes; My wallet strikes
Spending too much on my bike’s petrol; My wallet says, “LOL!”
When I spend too much money on fries, my wallet cries
My wallet is in stress because I’m penniless
Money in my bag is ready to spend with swag
Spending on fashion is my passion!
Coins always whisper in my wallet; Soon we will change the wallet
Funniest Money Quotes about Spending
I don’t spend too much money because I don’t have too much money!
I don’t have money to spend, can anyone become my money friend?
Shopping with my friend; Money is about to end
I spend without thinking, that’s why my wallet is shrinking
I spend without thinking; That’s why I’m a poor king 😀
My wallet shocks when I spend too much bucks
Spending too much makes me look cool; To think like this I’m a big fool
No spending on weekend because I don’t have any rich friend
Looking for a rich friend to go shopping on the weekend!
Spending is easy; Earning is Messy!
Spending money on weekends is my never ending trend
Weekend fun; Wallets burn
“Spending money is my art”, when I say this my wallet farts!
My Life = Weekly Earning + Weekend Spending
Wallet is burning its core as I’m spending more
I buy; My wallets cry
My wallets is dry; After spending too much I cry
When I spend like crazy my wallet becomes super busy!
Trying to spend a little: It’s my everyday battle
My cards wisher in my ear, “You have spent too much money dear!”
Funny One Liners about Money
Spending is my habit; I don’t know how to control it
Spending gives me a kick; Then, my empty wallet gives me a special kick!
Spending on a big house is my biggest mistake done with my spouse!
I’m on my way to spend money everyday
Spending money with my son; Having super fun
“Spending too much makes you look cool”, this is a thought of a fool!
My wallet is sad because I’m spending like mad!
I’m shopping like mad because bills will be paid by my dad!
My wallet is a King so I spend without thinking!
My spending becomes violent; Wallet becomes silent
Spending money on a bike is a sign of a salary hike 😉
Spending feels WOW but post-spending makes bank balance low
My spending is low because my earning is slow!
Spending is a must; If not, my purse will blast!
After spending on entertainment I’m left with a single cent
My spending is quick; My wallet becomes sick!
I don’t spend my money, I spend money of my honey 😀
My wallet is light; After overspending my budget is tight
My wallet is stiff because I’m spending on unwanted stuff
My purse is not just black, after overspending it has also become blank!
My money bag is empty after spending a cup of tea!
My spending is touching the sky, my banker is feeling high!
Funny Spending Money Captions
I can’t spend money this weekend because I’ve lost my rich friend!
Spending on jewelry is mandatory after getting my salary 😉
No cash in my hands after heavily spending on clothing brands
Spending money is not easy because ‘earning’ keeps me busy
My wallet is a star; For spending, I don’t have a bar 😉
My stylish money bag, I spend with swag!
My money bag is small so I don’t waste my money in the mall 😀
Spending too much weakens my clutch!
Spending mode has gone, saving mode is on
My wallet is angry because I spend too much on junk food when I’m hungry!
My wallet was rich before spending too much
I spend more when I feel bore
Spending made my bank blank!
Spending money on junk food is not a need but it’s my tastebud’s greed
Spending money is my style, I do it with a smile
I spend money rarely because I earn rarely!
Spending on fancy outfits and then my wallet hits!
Spending on fuel by selling my jewel
Money is flowing, pockets are crying!
Spending on unwanted bills, my wallet can’t chill!
Swiping my card, bank balance is feeling hard!
Spending on junk to feel the kink!
Spending money with my friend, for surely my bank balance will end!
When I spend; My wallet says, “It’s my end!”
Spending money gives a high; Unfortunately my wallet sighs
Today’s mood: Spending too much on junk food!
My wallet: “You’re spending more”
Me: “Ignore, ignore, ignore!”
Spending on luxury was my biggest mistake in history!
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